12/23/14, Parli Meeting

-Never give Sally Kim sugar or donuts

-Sally and Murugan want to kill each other

-Myra and Sally are high and really really annoying today.

-I really want to go home and sleep and read Percy Jackson

-:c

-Sally is high ok

-Why are myra and sally lying on the ground and couch (respectively) like dead cats

-Raghaav is too comfortable on his couch

-“Is your blog a bathroom? Then why is it private?”

-Myra’s sweater has suddenly grown. Sally Kim: “Are you pregnant?”

-Myra: Should I eat a donut?

-Myra: “Oh I know! I don’t actually know. But Yichen was talking about it so…”

-PARLI IS UNFAIR AND CRUEL.

-Vote against Sally for president!

-Sally deserves a lump of coal for Christmas

-“Is chocolate really sweet?” “Not as sweet as you!” <3

-“Your tears are like diarrhea. You just let it out.” –Sally Kim

-“Your feelings are like diarrhea. You just gotta let it out.” –Sally Kim

-“Your heart is like a toilet. You just gotta unclog it.” –Sally Kim

-“Barbie. Ahaha.” (Insert ugly and ridiculous whale clap) –Sally Kim

-Sally eats two donuts

-Murugan keeps staring at Renuka

-Sally and Myra are dying and purposely making low laughs

-Myra is smelling her water bottle

-Renuka looks very tired

-Bahaar is tired of Sayra (Sally + Myra)

-"Huh huh...huh huh... my low laugh is so funny" –Sally Kim

-"I will prevail this day!"–Sally Kim

-"Huh huh huh huh..." –Sally Kim

"Huh huh huh" –Sally Kim